selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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simonleboner:

Day #395829275916194

I still don’t find channing tatum attractive

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that-kid-from-london:

borinq:

how do i give good hand jobs?

FIRMLY GRASP IT

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vagisodium:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0

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alana-leonie:

if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room. 

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sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

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getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just 

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